MEMORIES I LIKE TO SHARE


October 2000
The Dedication of West Wales Branch Standard
Royal Signals Association
at 14th Sig Regt Chapel Brawdy, Haverfordwest
Jim Jarman is second from left

 

1942: At No.4 1 Infantry Training Centre. Deepcut Barracks.
The Corporal Head i/c of our barrack room. There were 4 of us from West Wales. David from Llanelli, Jones from Carmarthen, Hale from Ammanford and myself. The other 3 were Welsh speaking. Hale struggled to speak English. Each night we stood by our beds at 2200hrs for Roll Call. This done lights were switched off and blackouts taken down and windows pushed up halfway (plenty of good fresh air). One night soon after our arrival Hale had a nightmare and was shouting out in Welsh. I was used to the language and took no notice. Cpl. Head, a regular who had seen service on the Northwest Frontier leaped out of bed, shouting “put the blackouts on the windows and get up the Germans are here”.

Horse hair what's that? Every time we went to a new location you were issued with a canvas paliasse and queued at a pile of straw to fill it. When we arrived
at SOTB in the Isle of Man, and as our Squad were the baggage party, nearly all the straw was gone when it was our turn. However we had one lad called Ashford who
had somehow dodged off and got there first and overfilled his paliasse.

He was on the top bunk of one of those high wartime bunks. During the night he turned over in his sleep and fell six feet to the floor. He was semi conscious and
taken to Hospital at Onchon. He was a clerk in the City of London and his Hobby was collecting ,train ,tram and bus tickets and routes. He kept rabbiting on to the Doctors about this and they thought he had damaged his brain so he was discharged from the Army,  I met himw hen we were stationed in London together. There was nothing wrong with him we were used to his talking bus routes all the time. Takes all sorts.

The food at Deepcut Barracks was awful. We had one slice of bread for breakfast and two slices for tea. Two companies, some 300 men ate at the same time each meal in the Mess Hall. One day the Orderly Officer, a young 2’ Lt. accompanied by the Orderly Sgt. and Orderly Cpl. arrived at our table. “Any complaints” said the officer. I stood up and said “Can I have another slice of bread sir”?. The young officer said to the Sgt. “Can He?”. “No sir, he has had his rations. Cpl. take this mans name and number”. Later that day our platoon was on the parade ground at drill when the Orderly Cpl. told the drill Sgt. James, that I was to go before the Colonel. Sgt. James (also our Platoon Sgt.) was shocked, “What have you done?” he said. I was marched in before the Colonel (an old Indian Army wallah) and he said “You asked could you have another slice of bread”. “Yes sir” I replied. He then went into a lengthy explanation of how army rations were given out to each man. “Do you understand?” he said. “Yes sir as a matter of fact until 2 weeks ago I was a NAFFI stores manager dishing out these rations to the Army and RAF”. This took the old Colonel by surprise. “Are you saying that you are not getting your fair share of rations”? he asked I was not that daft to accuse them of that. “No sir, I just asked if it was possible to have another slice of bread”. Relieved at this the Colonel then said “You will look back on these days when you have 3 meals a day and a warm dry bed to sleep in and think how lucky you were”. You know he was right - living on Compo rations, sleeping in wet clothes and always cold and hungry. He did have a point.

A little tale about a lad on our Watch at Bishops Waltham .

He was  from Yorkshire and a very religious Methodist. He never swore, smoked or drank alcohol  and was the odd man out, but he was a first class operator who gave his
best all  the time.

The night the V1 dropped on us the Section Sgt. made me as Orderly NCO  call a Roll Call Prade in the field at 7.30am.18 names were missing. I had the  names and numbers of 17 which I had left in Netley Military
Hospital but one  Signalman was missing, our Methodist friend. An intensive search of the  undergrowth revealed nothing and I was accused of not having the right numbers  from the Hospital. However just after 8 am our friend comes in through the gate  into the field. It was the only time I have ever heard our Section Sgt blow his  top. Where have you been you miserable bloody man?

Reply: "I spent the night down  at the Methodist Ministers House where I  go for a bath when off duty." He was  put on a Charge and got 14 days CB.
I haven't mentioned his name as I often get emails from him.

He went to  College after demob and became a Minister, also a Forces Chaplain is a member of  the RSA, and today being Sunday is most probably preaching in some  Chapel or other. He always says the lads he served with were the best thing
that  ever happened to him, although he did take some stick.


1943: S.O.T.B. There are some tales I dare not tell.
January: Our leave from Isle of Man.

The Orderly Cpl. was late calling us. We had to have breakfast, hand in our plates, soup and dinner, kit bag and blankets to the Company Quartermaster, parade in full field marching order with rifle and then march 2 miles down the Promenade to catch the ferry boat at the docks. It was raining and blowing a Force 8 gale, and we certainly were not hanging about. As we passed HMS Valkyre (an Asdic Training School) there were some sailors and officers there, one blowing a bugle as we sped past to make sure we were on the boat before it left for Fleetwood.
Some weeks after we came back off leave, we were in our classroom listening to more and more Morse when Lt. Col DuCroix and the RSM came into the room. He said that he had received a complaint from the C.O. of HMS Valkyre that one morning when they were breaking the colours a squad of soldiers went past without stopping and saluting. He had narrowed it down to our squad going on leave. There was silence, so I asked “What is this breaking the colours Sir”? As a regular Officer he went into a long explanation of how in all service establishments every morning and evening they hoist or take down the Union Jack, so if you are passing anywhere and you see this happening you stop and salute. On the way out the RSM could see I was laughing, and said “Are you sure that you did not know about this?”. I said “Sir I played the Bugle in a Boy Scout Band, but we were late and no way were we going to miss that boat for some sailors playing Navy”. He was a great RSM, he only smiled and walked away.

In our A Type Mobile Section we had a Cpl. Instruments and a Signalman Instruments and a Signalman Electrician. All these three had motor bikes and when 
the Section was on the move were expected to be part of Convoy duties. Now the  Electrician Signals hated the motorbike mainly because the poor sod was afraid
of  it and was usually at the rear of the convoy.

Once when we were on the move  through France the Cooks Wagon towing the water trailer was at the back and  broken down. The Signalman  was "Dinger" Bell and instead of dashing forward to stop  the convoy just sat there.

Some 30 miles later when the convoy stopped it was  discovered the the most important truck in the Section was missing.

That was the  last time dinger rode that motor bike one of the Operators volunteered to take it  after that.

 
Christmas Eve 1943 our unit was stationed at Hamstead, North West London. We came off watch at 1600 hrs on a few of us caught the Underground to Camden Town to visit the local Music Hall and have a few beers.

The Christmas Spirit was certainly lacking at that time of the War in London, and we on our way back to our billets It was on the platform at Camden Town Underground, which was full of Londoners sleeping there, we came across two Canadian Soldiers from the Toronto Scottish, looking more miserable than ourselves. On talking to them it
appears that they had come to London on leave, picked up with two girls and gone with them to some drinking club.

They had been slipped a Mickey Finn and woke up next morning in the doorway of a bombed out building, minus their money, paybooks, greatcoats, respirators and helmets.


The rest of my watch said we can't leave them here its Christmas day
tomorrow. So we took them along with us back to Hampstead. One thing about the Blackout was that whilst some of the lads were chatting up the driver on sentry duty I smuggled these two past him and into our billet. Now we had quite a few Scots lads in our unit and when they saw them and heard their plight, the Xmas parcels came out and cookies and cakes devoured. I had one sleeping in my room as my mate who was a Irish Londoner had gone home.

Next morning I had a whip round for pennies from the Watch and took these two to the cookhouse for breakfast and then to the Hampstead Tube Station bought their tickets (four pence) to Trafalgar Square so they could go to the Beaver Club (which was adjoining) for the day.

When we were eventually in France we often wondered if those two
had survived the Normandy landings, especially the Scots lads. One thing we all had in those dark days was comradeship for one another, what a come down this Country has become today.
 


1943: London.
Whilst stationed in London we were, for administration purposes, part of the Westminster Garrison. Soon after arriving in London, Her Royal Highness, the Princess Royal was taking the salute on the Parade Ground of Wellington Barracks of London District Signals. Our Unit had to supply 6 men for this parade on a Sunday afternoon. I, as a L/Cpl. and 5 others (ex Infantry) were detailed for this. We left in the mid morning and caught the underground train to Green Park. We would be in plenty of time. We had polished our boots to perfection, were wearing web belts, blancoed, and brasses gleaming. Whilst travelling on the tube, at one station, a man got in, black jacket and vest, pin stripe trousers, bowler hat, brief case and umbrella and wearing glasses. He tripped over my boots, leaving a nasty mark on shining toe cap. I called him a stupid so and so. Opposite was an army officer hiding behind a Sunday newspaper. When we got to Green Park station the Officer was alighting as well as us. He was a Brigadier, and on the platform he said “Cpl. you were not very kind to that civilian”. “No Sir” I said, “we are just going on parade at Wellington Barracks for H.R.H. the Princess Royal”. “Never mind” he said “I expect some guardsman has a boot brush and duster”.

When we were in Palace Camp Isle Of Man we used to hang our greatcoats up dolly fashion.

The NAAFI was in the Palace Ballroom and the ATS used to beat the lads to buy the Pipe Cleaners for hair curlers.

We got our own back by buying the Clear Nail Varnish which when applied to polished greatcoat buttons saved polishing them again for months. All clever stuff. Surprising what you learn in a lifetime.


1943: Bishops Waltham.
We had 2 operators who were Militia men called up just before the outbreak of war. They were signalmen Toombs and Deakin. They were Labour Exchange Clerks, and on finishing their training as Operator Special, were sent to a Unit on the top of the Rock of Gibraltar. They were there for 3 years, as the Army in wartime still called this a Home Posting. They had been stuck there without leave and unable to get of the Rock and all they did was read cowboy and western paperbacks, and play Cowboys and Indians. It took us a long time to get accustomed to them. We all thought they were barmy. At first, and as drinking water was rationed, they used to wash and bathe in sea water, using a special soap which caused their skin to be rather brown. They were both good shots with a bow and arrow and using a sling.


1944: Normandy.
I used to travel with the driver in the cab of our 4 x 4. 3 ton Bedford. The rest of the watch were in the back sitting on the kit. We leagured down one night in a field, sleeping in a haybarn. It had rained heavy during the night and next morning after breakfast we lined up in convoy and as we were coming out of the field the CO’s staff car (a Ford shooting brake) got stuck in 2 feet of mud. Our truck was following. The C.O was standing on his seat, head and shoulders through the hatch. There was a bank by my door so I stood on top of it. I told my driver to ease up so his bar (to carry a roll of barbed wire) was against the spare wheel of the staff car. I then told the C.O. to tell his driver to engage low gear. Off they went, but I was left standing on the bank. I had to wait until the cooks wagon came along and climb onto the water trailer where I hung on for miles until the convoy stopped. Our 2 i/c Captain Spicer said to me later, “Good thinking Cpl. The only trouble was I was sitting in the back of the car and the spare wheel jammed me up against the front seat”. Well, he didn’t get his feet wet.

On VE Day I was on the River Elbe with the 9th US Army, the Russians were the
other side of the River. We could not believe that the War against Germany
was over, and the next day I received the good news that I was promoted Cpl and sent
home to be part of the Allied Force for the assault on the Japanese
mainland.

The War Office had a list of all the men that would be brought home from
Germany for this job We came home trained up and were awaiting transport to go
when suddenly the War ended and VJ Day so we were not needed. When attending
the Enigma Reunions at Bletchly Park I was shown a copy of a Top Secret US
Document that stated that the estimated casualties for the landing and capture
of the Japanese Islands would be 250,000 dead and twice that number wounded, as
they expected the Japanese Army and Civilians would fight to the end.
There are people who say that it was wrong to have dropped those two Atom
Bombs, but I don't agree as I might have been one of the 250,000 killed.



Brussels:
One afternoon whilst at our base in Brussels (The Hospice De.St. John) I was playing football (left half) with our section 7 SWS against 110 SWS. Many VI rockets were falling on Brussels at this time. Halfway through the first half one went overhead, and the engine stopped. As a team all our Section made for the ditch. The team from I IO SWS (all ex Desert Rats) shouted “It isn’t half-time yet”. We replied “It is for us, once bitten twice shy”. We were all reluctant heroes (including the Section Sergeant a regular and ex boy).
On the Banks of the River Maas.

I have been told that as I am old I have not moved with the times, but I
cringe when I see all these people on TV who have not shaved that day, certainly
they could have made an effort before appearing. The days of the City gent are
gone the bowler hat, pinstripe suits and rolled umbrella. Ties have gone on the
back burner and it's open-necked trendy shirts.

Well I suppose it's like the days of the long hair and Teddy Boy Suits, it all a
phase, which seems to have rolled over to the Police and other organisations,
like my Postman wearing shorts and a baseball cap. The Navy only wear Square
Rig for ceremonial duties they have berets and combat suits. I wonder what the
Army will do next?



When we came back up to Holland from the Ardennes, the only place we could find to set up our DIF site was in the middle of a large open area. There was a hut which had housed chickens, and had a tiled roof and a secure door on it. It provided enough room for the six of us to put our bedding rolls down, but no more. As it was still snowing and bitterly cold this was just the place for us. We set up our station ready for operations in the morning and climbed into our blankets. After a few hours everybody was itching like mad. We had to be careful with lights as the Germans were across the other bank of the river. We stripped off and found we were being bitten by chicken fleas. The indomitable driver Jimmy Cox came up with the solution, coming in from the Bedford truck with a large cylinder tube of powder which we used like talcum. It did the trick and we were able to get some sleep. Next morning I asked Jimmy what the powder was. He said I must get another refill from the Stores Sgt. It said on the box it was D.D.T. Well I am still alive.


Secret Waste:
All members at S.O.T.B. had to sign the Official Secrets Act and as L/Cpl. in charge of the D!F loop we carried a self igniting phosphorus bomb in the D/F trailer and the wireless truck. It did not matter if the Germans captured us, but we must destroy our gear. Every evening I had to personally burn the Log Sheets for the day and the used pages of the one time pad (our Cipher). At this time there was an old German gun emplacement behind our chicken shed, so every evening before it got dark I had a tin of sand which I poured petrol into and set it alight and burned each piece of paper. The idea was that if you kept stirring the sand you had a good flame. We used this idea for cooking, it was a trick we learned from the “Dessert Rats”. On the parapet of this gun emplacement were linen bags with like pencil leads in. I used one of these to stir the sand and it burned like a sparkler. After a few days I tried holding 4 or 5 of these pencil leads to stir the flame and there was an almighty flash which removed my eyelashes and eyebrows. In the copse behind us was a 25 pounder Artillery Battery. Soon after an irate officer accompanied by his Sgt. came and wanted to know what bloody fool had caused this light, as he was sure that the German observers would reply with some shells. Of course he was right and they sent a few rounds over. I admitted that I was burning some waste papers and had stirred it with these pencil leads. He looked at me in amazement. “Don’t you know what they are?”. I had been taking the fillings out of bags of cordite. Well I was a signaller not a gunner. The Sgt. returned with some of his men and removed the bags of cordite. You learn something new every day. Later ii life 1 saw pictures of the Royal Navy loading their guns, so I now know what the bags of cordite are for.

You are old enough to remember carrying your Wartime Idenity Card which went
on until the late 50's when eventually all types of Rationing ceased.

When I was PC Plod this was very handy as if you stopped someone you thought
was suspicious you demanded to see his ID Card which had to be carried at
all times.

I stopped two young men thumbing a lift one day when investigating a house
breaking,I entered their particulars from the ID Cards in my Pocket Book.Later
that day when discussing with my Sgt what progress we had made I referred to
one of these addresses, which was 10,Oystermouth Road, Swansea. The Sgt rang the
Police HQ in Swansea to enquire about this address. The Copper at Swansea
laughed, as it was the address of Swansea Prison. When anyone was released from
there they couldn't put Swansea Prison on the ID Card so they put the Postal
Address.

The culprit was eventually caught for another offence at Warminster, and I
brought him back and at the Quarter Sessions he got 4 years for that offence and
others as he spent more time in Prison than out.


The Bedford I5 cwt.
About this time our Section was at 2 Army Advance H.Q., and on our weekly trip to get mail and rations and other supplies the fan belt on the Bedford snapped and the radiator was boiling. I hitched a lift to the nearest REME camp and they sent a tow truck to recover us. After much discussion I was informed that they did not have a fanbelt for a Bedford I 5cwt in stock, but the Officer in charge told the Cpl. to tow us to Eindhoven to base workshops. So duly we arrived at base workshops and a very kind MSM (W.O.2). I then knew that a CSM in the REME is a Mechanical Sgt. Major. He said that all their division was Fords. He was taken aside by one of his men, and when he came back he said “Go down to the cookhouse and get some grub whilst we fix it”. After a couple of hours we were summoned by this very accommodating MSM who said all was OK, but drive carefully for the next 100 miles as they had fitted a new engine. One of his lads told me that they had lugged this spare engine all the way from England and now they could write it off their books. (John Jones who is President of the Pembs. REME association was amazed at this story, but I expect Elgan as a RQMS did the same)

During the War I met men from all walks of life. As Operator Specials we were
all hand picked after various tests from OWL Training Battalions, so the
standard was high. When in a Field Mobile Section we had an Intelligence Corp
Detachment with us, now some of these were all the top educated men from the
Universities ,but when it came to common sense they were sadly lacking. My one claim
to fame was the day we moved into our tented camp at Bishops Waltham. I went
round every tent that evening telling them to slacken off the guy ropes before
turning in as if it rained during the night the ropes would tighten and cause
the centre pole to go through the roof. That night in the Blackout all hell
let loose in the early morning the I Corps had not slackened off the ropes of
their Bell Tent and as it had raided the canvas was on top of them.
I just couldn't help it shouting out in the dark "Bloody I Corps if brains
were gunpowder you lot wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off" The trouble
was that the Officers tents were close bye and my outburst was heard by
all, but our CO thought it hilarious

I met some weird and wonderful men in those days, even learned a lot from them



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