Knock Knock Jokes
OK heres some Knock Knock Ones
Who's there ?
Dismay !
Dismay who ?
Dismay be a joke but it doesn't make me laugh
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dummy !
Dummy who ?
Dummy a favour and go away!!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avenue!
Avenue who?
Avenue head the good news!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who ?
Wenceslas train home ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Donut
Donut who ?
Donut open till Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Oakham
Oakham who ?
Oakham all ye faithfull... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Avery
Avery who ?
Avery merry Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rudolph
Rudolph who ?
Money is the Rudolph of all evil !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Igloo
Igloo who ?
Igloo Suzie like I knew Suzie... !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Our Wayne!
Our Wayne who?
Our Wayne in a manger!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Carol singers!
Carol singers! Do you know what flaming time of night it is?
No, But if you hum it we'll sing it
